Friday, November 30, 2012

A Long, Edgy Summer

Can * nois * seur (kan' us sur') n, one competent to render critical judgement on the qualities and merits of cannabis

"The most amazing quality of cannabis is its ability to fog the minds of those who do not use it."



Heads Up: The recent vote to legalize marijuana in the states of Washington and Colorado has legislators, lawyers and law enforcement  scrambling for new guidelines. After all, the feds have cannabis scheduled as a class A drug, right up there with heroin, as certified by no less an authority than the Supreme Court. The DEA is urging Mexico to eradicate their marijuana fields, meanwhile Washington D.C. just okayed medical cannabis, any number of reality shows give us fully armored swat teams saving us from the evils  of weed...in short--reefer madness. Absurdity begetting tragedy and perverting reason by imprisoning a million young people for a non-crime.
Oh yeah, American citizens have spoken clearly but still there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth by the conservatives-who have yet to come to grips with contraception, the fundamendalists-who can't dance, and the alcohol  industry*...(Big tobacco may yet find this a boon.)
The victims at this Mad Hatter tea party are those unfortunate souls who happened to smoke a joint in the wrong state. Fodder for the corporate prison industry. Isn't it time we move move to set them free? And while we're at it, corporate prisons? Faceless financial entities whose profits come from broken lives?
If we legalize they might diversify into an honest, more humane business, like cultivating weed.

*in the future there will be cannabis infused vodka


A Long, Edgy Summer: 1970

The short voyage from Tangier to Naples was uneventful. The passengers were older, conservative, and confided in shocked whispers that one of the freighters had been overrun by anarchists and long haired hippies. The parent companyYugolinia had instituted a number of new rules that included overlong hair, dress codes and dogs.   
We made sure to keep low key considering the square of black hash i had secured from Achmed's antique shop in Tangier. Located on a stairway leading down to Socco Chico,  Achmed's shop was a serene, silk curtained cavern, light years away from the bustling outside traffic. Inside it was cool and silent with brass trays, mint tea, candlight, floor pillows and Achmed's wizened face, his smile ecstatic, as listed his famous clients... from the Rolling Stones to James Coburn. The ecstatic energy would intensify as he passed the pipe and expanded on the metaphysical connections between kif and Allah.  Achmed had a natural cross on the palm of his right hand and claimed the cross was like a dowsing rod that guided him to the heart of the hash powder. When Achmed felt one had sufficient character of soul he would bestow a small slab of his black hash. This was the slab i had with me in hopes of finding inspiration for my second novel which, until then, was not on the horizon.
After docking in Naples, we immediately piled our bags onto a ferry bound for the island of Ischia. On arrival I stored the bags and took a bus to Lacco Ammeno, the place where we'd stayed five years before. Fortunately our haste paid off and we were able to rent our old room and bath, a week ahead of some prospective Italian tenants.
Lacco Ammeno was a sleepy fishing village with a skimpy beach, which had been transformed by the presence of one of the most luxurious hotels on the planet-the Regina Isabella-which has its own yacht basin. i preferred to take the bus to a beach called Citarra, which sits at the mouth of a hollowed out, semi-extinct volcano that churns up thermal water into the crisp green sea.
But as the sunny days and cool nights moved into the August religious festivals and September rains, the novel was not yet in sight.
Money was getting short but i was due a film option check for Doctor Orient which would get us to Rome.

Next: Roma, Fellini, and Cinecitta

edited by Robert Gilman

Friday, November 16, 2012

The Swords of the Desert

can * nois * seur ( kan' us sur' ) n. one competent to render critical judgement on the qualities and merits of cannabis

"The most amazing property of cannabis is its ability to fog the minds of those who do not use it."

Heads Up: Medithrive patient delivery @ 415 562 6334 is an outstanding service. Originally one of San Francisco's premiere medical cannabis dispensaries, featuring state of the art ammenities and compassionate community outreach programs including contributions to a nearby school--which ironically led to their closure* by the now infamous U.S. Attorney Melinda Haag--has reinvented itself as a first-class delivery service. Their excellent selection is enhanced by imaginative marketing which ultimately benefits the patient and enables consumers to avail themselves of a variety of high-end strains without going over budget. They have liberal discounts and in my experience have honored all of their many special offers. Their staff is polite, knowledgable and quick to solve problems. Visit their website or give them a call. You'll be glad you did.

*(Speaking of hypocrisy--located directly across a North Beach grammar school on Broadway, is a strip club that serves alcohol, and yet a cannabis dispensary needs to be 1000 feet from any school)

The Swords of the Desert: Morocco1970

The Marrakech Express lived up to its name from Tangier to Casablanca. After that it slowed down considerably, morphing into a milk train that stopped often for six hours or so before arriving at its fabled destination.
The first thing i noticed was the clean, sandlewood air, warm and pure. The second was the low throbbing of the drums.
While faint at first, the sound deepened as we neared town.  We took a room in a small hotel in the Euro section, dropped our bags and walked in the direction of the drums. Passing through the large gates we entered a new world.
Djemaa el-Fna means gathering place of of the dead Once a place of public execution, it had evolved into a teeming marketplace of human imagination. A clash of cultures spilled across the stalls and carpets that displayed all manner of goods from dentures to aphrodisiacs. Blue turbaned Tauregs sporting curved daggers, brushed shoulders with tall, impassive Nubians in white robes,  Berber women, faces marked with tribal tattoos, water sellers in tasseled hats, their brass cups clanking like cow bells, mules laden with vegetables from the mountain farms...all wandering through a multi-ringed circus of acrobats, magicians, jugglers, fortune tellers, soothsayers, card sharps, pickpockets, food vendors, snake charmers, and trance dancers. Everywhere the smell of kif mingled with the breath of mint tea and musty scent of a hundred spices. Crowds would swirl around the various performers then disintegrate, only to reform somwhere else. The high pitched oboes of the snake charmers rose above the constant drumming.
Beyond the open area were tunnelled souks selling rugs, jewels, cosmetics, robes, dried fruit, musk,  antiques, whatever...dusty sunrays slanting through the thatched roofs overhead. Indeed it was magical. Everything seemed edgy, primitive and authentic. On the other hand it was a show biz oasis at the cusp of the vast Sahara. An age old Vegas for merchants fresh off the caravan.
Personally i felt blessed to be there.
At night the market was lit by kerosene lamps and the dancers took over, their feet blurred in the flickering light, barely touching ground, spinning in time to the relentless drums.
Later we spotted Mick Jagger racing across the market.
For eight days i remained dazzled, then headed back to a now tame Tangier. However over the next month i saw that the small town at the mouth of the Mediteranean had layers, and everybody was a player.
The weather had become balmy and we had taken to sunbathing at one of the cabana clubs that had opened early. It was there we met John Hohnsbeen, an art afficianado and collector, who as a younger man had lived with Philip Johnson the architect, in the famous glass house and was a pal of Peggy Guggenheim. He was in Morocco with his current friend Roland, and a brilliant dude to hang with: funny, wise and hip. Another face from America was a character named Alan Strohl who was a friend of Andrew Loog Oldham (of the Stones) and Baby Jane Holzer (night club debutante). Alan had a wild pre-punk look with bleached hair and razor thin features. We met at a hamburger stand run by an ex-Nazi named Eric. Alan ran in extremely fast circles in New York. A few years later he had a fatal heart attack. However at the moment he was traveling with one of my ex clients in the herb biz.
As spring blossomed we decided to sail to the familiar island of Ischia, off Naples, for the summer, where we knew of a good little hut to rent and a great beach.
Now Tangier has two beaches, one on the Atlantic side, another on the Mediterranean bay. But the Atlantic was rough, and the bay too industrial, being within swimming distance to the dock area. So we booked passage on the next passing Yugoslavian
freighter, carted Lady M's many suitcases and trunks aboard, and sailed off to Italy...

Author's Note: This post is dedicated to Keith Deutsch
                            publisher, editor, poet, friend
                       
                       Thanks to editor Robert Gilman